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the pouch EP

by pando

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1.
cloaca 04:08
He regrettably walks to the front door, peeks through the blinds and spots the pair of morning doves he and his partner used to admire and envy. He goes outside but quickly turns and goes back in; Gil calmly reminds him if you run there is nowhere to run to. The boy takes his underwear off, wearing only black work socks. He cuts an empty nip of vodka to resemble a funnel. Placing it on the tip of his penis, he pulls his foreskin up and around the drinking lip. With a handful of birdseed his mother gave him so his cat would watch the birds outside the window in the day time, he pours the seeds into the nip filling his pouch until it was textured like an overflowing sack filled with cotton He remembers the man with the confederate sweat shirt. He retrieves his laptop, walks outside nude and lies back down on his driveway. He pulls up pornographic videos and pictures his partner had made for him as his penis becomes erect. He waits patiently until one of the doves lands to feed on his seedy cock. The boy catches it and glares at the remaining dove perched above. "Today I'm a hawk I guess. Yesterday, I was a dove trying to be civil. Doves and hawks I presume."
2.
Your face turned blue and pale as your eyes fought to stay open. As your breath grew shallow and mine began to increase, a yell from across the hall disrupted my focus as our short tempered dad broke the moment. Your arms flailed as you gasped for air. I watched you peel my skin from beneath your fingernails as I intently listened for dad's snoring. My cum dripped from your pussy like Velveeta shells and cheese onto my Dewalt drill bag. The next day was my birthday. I discovered, at the art museum, that you have been cheating on me for months. Upset, I peed on your clean clothes and then in the vending machine; my heart was broke. It felt like a snowman that had been titty-fucked. Melted titties, a small cold cock, a puddle with buttons, and a carrot to make sure my eyes stay healthy. Both my parents wear glasses.
3.
I remember that yellow ice cream scooper. I remember pulling the trigger and the feeling of the swooping, scooping motion across my scrotum. My bag fit it like a glove. We went into the bedroom, scoop in hand, then I left. I measured out exactly one pound of delicious, nutritious pasta, meat sauce and all. I returned bent you over and packed your asshole with complex carbohydrates, one scoop at a time. I don't really eat pasta, but you struck me as a marathon runner. Your b-hole looked like Sookie: fat and not into getting her lower back near her tail scratched. I gently whispered, "Only two scoops to go baby, I just have to remove your perineum with these garden shears." Your pussy smelt really bad; it made my cock smell bad. Later on, we ate BLTs from the coffee joint on the mountain.
4.
albatross 09:24
Cock.
5.
You made us dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for nine months. To thank you, I fucked your ass. A single tear fell from eye like a Native American. When you walked to the Food Bag, you looked like a cowboy. Later on, I fucked your pussy. I thought I was creative, so I stepped back and ran at your pussy with my hard cock. I missed your hole and fractured my penis. I went upstairs.

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pando wrote, recorded, and mastered this album in six hours.

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released April 29, 2018

pando is:
michael
brooke

album art by brooke
"the pouch EP" was recorded, mixed, and mastered at Uncle D's Vegetable Garden through collective effort by pando

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